Photos That Show How You Can Spot Virgins From Miles Away

1) Hovering Hands: Not comfortable putting your hands on cheerleaders? Don't Worry, you'll get there.

2) The Proud Virgin: This guy has no chill about his chastity and he's totally cool with publicising it.

3) 3) A Merman Fantasy: He swims in his own world and it's NOT in ours. We don't know where his world is, but that's okay. . . Thanks we'll pass.

4) The Anime Guy: Anime and manga girls will remove the urge to be with REAL girls.

5) Virgin Warriors: If you're this serious fending off others while wearing red BBDs, you really don't need those swords. EVERYONE will run away.

6) These Cosplayers: A motley crew of cosplayers doesn't neccessarily fit what a virgin is, BUT this group? Never mind ARE they in fact human?

7) Pokemon Fan: A pokemon bed is one strange way to romance a date AND sorry, it's NOT happening.

8) Spongebob Square Pants Fan: We don't think he can possible win over any friends OR lovers with this outfit. Well maybe Patrick Star.

9) His Stuff Toys: We know what this dude's bringing to his bed, AND it's not girls.

10) Star Wars Fan: If he's signing off with the sign of Spock's Vulcan tribe, he's living in an alternative universe and it's NOT on planet Earth.